Throw The Flag!!

Well it is football season again. For some it is the best time of the year. For others it is a time that their spouse, friend, or co worker goes missing in action. Unfortunately during this season, some forgo their religious habits for a lesser god. One man prayed, "Whatever you do Lord, just do not come during the fourth quarter of the game!"

I have a brother in law who loves football games to yell at the referees. He has been kicked out of more sporting events than some have attended. I always urged him to become a referee. He quickly dismissed it as he thought it would be embarrassing to yell at himself or a colleague.

There are some penalties that should be called in the church setting. See if you can recognize these in your church. When you see them, carry a yellow flag and throw the flag!!!

Too Many Men on the Field--the attempt by a family who insists on sitting on one pew that is built for fewer people. Or if you use chairs, the chairs are put in the aisle with no regard for the walking space needed.

Illegal Use of Hands--the "hugger" of the church who insists on hugging EVERYONE, even though who prefer to keep their personal space.

Holding-What most do with the offerings! Compare what those season tickets cost with your offering.

Illegal Receiver Downfield-a child that escapes from parents to run down the aisle. Everyone usually laughs but the parents who crawl underneath the carpet or chair. Moms usually look at Dads like, "it is your job to keep the little heathen in tow!" Dads have a blank stare--they were daydreaming about the game this afternoon.

Offsides-When someone moves from their regular side of the worship space to sit on the other for no apparent reason.

Offensive Pass Interference--When one is caught by the complaining or gossiping church member as you attempt to leave the church. This person has to tell you all the things that is wrong with the pastor, the choir, the nursery, the parking lot, your neighbor, Congress, city government, and the list goes on. This is offensive behavior to the body of Christ!

Roughing the Passer/Kicker-Criticism of the pastor or church staff in inappropriate words and places. Usually happens when the pocket that is to protect has failed.

Whatever you do during this season, do not be tempted to serve a lesser god. Football is a season. Keep proper perspective. Keep the faith and you will enjoy the seasons of life AND life everlasting.